Metalhead Ned’s Sound Bite Attempting to Make the Mic Work [Audio]

For some reason, when I was trying to record a commercial for the upcoming We Came as Roman's show, the damn microphone in the production studio wouldn't work! I eventually figured out what was wrong with it, but not until I recorded this fine audio/

The language in the below Audio Clip is NSFW, but that's what happens when audio equipment is not working properly!

Stupid mic....