Korean Shopping Center Erects Spider-Man-With-a-Boner Statue

Korea seems to be known for odd things.  Their leaders, horror movies, bizarre sculptures.  This is one of those.

I'm sure when the Lotte Shopping Center in Busan asked for a Spider-man sculpture to hang over the children's play area, they weren't imagining the artist would be thinking about Spider-man's "natural state in the morning".  Seriously, that's the guy's excuse for building a Spider-man statue with a raging boner.

My reason for making this piece was to apply the natural and physical phenomenon to a Superhero and depict it natural in the morning without lies and being superficial in a comical way"

via Lockerdome

"Hey kids!  Your overly-friendly neighborhood Spider-man is here!"

Apparently, Spider-man is a fan of "The Bridge" position from the Kama-Sutra, and the artist, Eunsuk Yoo, has a boner for Spidey!

Poor, misunderstood Eunsuk Yoo has been asked to "modify" the statue, but in a pissy voice, he cried and yelled, "I'll just take it down and put it in my boudoir!"  Apparently he has a boudoir, too.