We first heard the story about the guy who called 911 because he was "too high" last week. And now we have the audio of the actual call, and it's fantastic.

Apparently the guy smoked so much weed that he couldn't feel his hands, which prompted the 911 call. When cops arrived, they found the man in the fetal position, with Goldfish crackers, Doritos, and cookies all around him. He then told the cops where all of the weed was (some of it was hidden in his car), and obviously he was arrested after that. He's being charged with possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia.

How much weed did he smoke to not feel his hands? Even though he did something that is illegal, it's still pretty funny!