You could set your alarm clock for the loudest volume ever, and it still will not wake you up will it? You could even dump cold water on your crotch, and that still won't wake you up.

You need this bed.

I could make a small list of people who could use this bed.

Your alarm goes off, sirens go off, school bells ring, and the best part? Your bed physically shoots you off the bed!

No way you would fall back asleep after that!

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