Dahmer’s B.S. Story Of The Day – If You Need The Cops,Just Call In A Fake Murder! [AUDIO]

Hey It's Dahmer here with another great piece of advise. It's probaly not a great idea to call the cops and tell them you just killed someone. Check this out, A stupid drunk guy got assaulted in a bar, so he called the cops and told them he murdered someone so they would show up quicker!

Listen to this.