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Dahmer’s B.S. Story Of The Day -Dahmer Is Getting Married!! [AUDIO]
Hey it's Dahmer here with some great news for you guys.
I've finally decided to do it! Yep, I'm getting married! To a hot, tight, juicy blond Russian chick! And she might even have a sister for you!
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