Cleveland Sports Fans are Really Horny and Unafraid

Back during the NFL season, we had some great stories about fans getting jiggy with it during football games. Handies, urine dunks, and fights, oh my! But the fun doesn't stop there! This weekend, at a Cleveland Indians game, a couple was getting full-on at Progressive Field. I'm not sure they meant it to be THAT progressive a stadium!

Thanks to @savannah3marie, we have this amazing photo of the horny couple going at it way at the top of the bleachers. She's looks like she mounted him like a...like a...something mounts something else in a really dirty way.

And look at that security guy, at least that's who we've been told that is. He's just standing there and watching! Maybe he's hoping for a turn? First time he's ever seen people do it?

And where the hell are all the fans?

Not only does it seem pretty empty, but why would you pick the most empty part of the stadium to bang? You're the only thing to look at? Maybe pick a slightly more populated part, and sit away from the few people in the section, so you don't draw much attention to yourselves.

Not that I've thought about how I would do it or anything...just sort of...okay, maybe I have. Can you blame me?