I've found your Christmas gift.  No need to look for anything else, guys, this is the absolute coolest thing you could ask for for Christmas!

Who DOESN'T want to shoot fireballs from their hands?  Or wrist, in actuality.

Get Pyro, and you can!

Some guy with too much time on his hands has created our first step toward becoming Batman or a pyromaniac superhero, by creating what's basically a wristwatch that can shoot fireballs ten feet!  You can even fire them off remotely, from like 30 feet away...but who would want to do that, when you can wear this and shoot them from your hand!

Tell the wife, girlfriend, friends...you want to set stuff on fire!