Halloween is approaching. A time to go out with your friends! Get crazy! And yes-- dress up as your favorite idiotic person made "famous" by the internet this year.

The girl with 3 boobs? You can be her for Halloween. No joke. This is a real costume you can buy/ make.

Yes, there's some assembly required. Much like the *actual* Jasmine Tridevil, you'll have to do some work  to really make this costume... work.

The 21 year-old aspiring model claimed to have $20,000 in plastic surgery to gain a third breast.

Why? Well, she was just sick to death of getting so attention from men. She wanted to make herself unattractive and thought an extra boob would do the trick. Also, she had dreams of her own reality show. Because of course she did.

 

She took a lot of selfies and made some videos, talking up her third hooter. And then -GASP!- it all turned out to be a hoax.

And then the internet went crazy. And anyway we're still talking about her. And anyway, you can be this tri-boob faker for Halloween.

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Here's what you're gonna need:

 

Overlap those giant fake boobs, superglue them together, fashion the fabric into a makeshift bra, throw on a dark wig, and BOOM-- you're set.

No, for real, this a costume that HalloweenCostumes.com is peddling. They've got step by step instructions and photos of their version here.

Why is this a thing that's happening?

HalloweenCostumes.com spokesman Marlon Heimerl told Huffpost.com they knew they had a winner of an outfit when they first saw Tridevil showing off that third tata:

"When the initial story of the infamous three breasted woman went viral, it had the familiar 'this could be big' ring of Miley's twerking antics of 2013. We knew this had the potential to blow the lid off gag costumes in 2014...The more timely -- and often bizarre, awkward or generally shocking -- the better virility of the costume. The idea is to create a costume that is right on the top of everyone's mind, and get a few disapproving head shakes in the process."

 

Let the head-shaking begin. Happy Halloween 2014!

 

 

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