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Dahmer's Dungeon — Watching Your Fat Roommate Change Can Make You Skinny

Dahmer — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 20:01:16 +0000

In this episode of Dahmer's Dungeon, Dahmer jumps into the idea that if you have a fat roommate in college you are less likely to gain weight than if you have a skinny roommate. According to Dahmer, astudy found that freshman girls with fat roommates only gained an average of 1lb their freshman year, where girls with skinny roommates, gained an average of 3 ½ lbs their freshman year. The researchers believe it’s because the fat roommate will focus on dieting and exercising, rather than just pigging out at the dining hall buffet and those habits will rub off on her roommate.

From The Bar Stool: Want To Have Last Call Drunk Bar Sex With a Fat Gross Chick? Don't Do This!

Dahmer — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:26:42 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.

Ok girls when its last call at bar, sometimes guys will do what is called trolling, and that’s when guys will go up to really gross chicks (or trolls they’re sometimes called) and ask them if they want to go home with them and have intercourse. I mean, after all it is last call, and they’re already drunk, so at that hour some guys figure, oh what the hell, I’ll go hoggin! Sometimes ‘trollin’ is also called ‘hoggin’. Now girls, if you are one of these trolls or hogs don’t feel bad, you girls need loving too. But no matter how fat and gross and ugly you are, what you don’t ever need or deserve is to be punched in the face!

Fat Chick Dating Etiquette! Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:55:51 +0000

Any of you guys ever get set up on a blind date? Any of you guys ever get set up on a blind date with a fat chick? If you have, or think that it could maybe happen to you, I was talking to a couple of guys at the bar last weekend who told me about their "fat chick dating etiquette tips

Fat Girls Who Like to have Sex with Their Doctors! Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 19:15:30 +0000

Another one from the bar stool. This is the story of 64 year old creepy Dr Arie Oren from Pennsylvania. Dr Arie ran a weight loss clinic there. Fat chicks would come see him and he would recommend exercise and diet plans for them, an apparently he liked making sex with fat chicks too. Because [...]

Why Guys Refuse To Sleep With Fat Chicks From Muskegon

Dahmer — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 17:33:22 +0000

And are you guys familiar with Cambridge University? Its over in the U.K, if your not familiar with it.....just think if it as a British Ivy league school....Harvard, or Yale. And most of the time you think of Ivy leaguers as pencil pushing nerds, not crazy sex freaks right? Haha....well according to a recent survey....46% of female students at Cambridge said they have had sex with three different people in one week.....but that ain't nothing compared to what the chicks at Grand Valley said when they did this same survey....especially the fat chicks from Muskegon! Heres more…

Fat Chick Dating Etiquette

Dahmer — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 15:36:15 +0000

Any of you guys ever get set up on a blind date? Any of you guys ever get set up on a blind date with a fat chick? If ya have, or think that it could maybe happen to ya….I’ve got some “dating fat chick dating etiquette tips” for ya ….. Ok guys…you may or [...]

Are You Dating A Toothless Meth Freak From Allegan, Or A Fat Chick From Muskegon?

Dahmer — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 15:31:00 +0000

Guys....if your dating a chick from Britain, Korea or Germany.....you’re dating some of the ugliest, skankiest chicks on the planet......this according to a new survey. Wanna know who the hottest chicks in the world are, who the sluttiest chicks in the world are and who the smelliest chicks in the world are? Wanna know who you’re dating if your dating a chick from Allegan or a chick from Muskegon?

Who Wants To Marry A Cross Eyed Chick With A Big Fat Hairy Face?

Dahmer — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 20:30:58 +0000

Would any of you guys marry a cross eyed chick with a big fat hairy face? Yea probably not…but one guy did…..and now he wants the hell out! There is an Arab Ambassador who is back on the market and single again after finding out his bride had massive facial hair and was cross eyed…..I [...]