Your Friends Are Jerks and Will Ruin Watching Jaws on the Water
Recently, some Jaws fans jumped into rubber dinghies and watched Jaws while floating around. It was called 'Jaws on the Water'. Sharks are freaking creepy enough as it is, but then some people took it to the next logical step, and started messing with other moviegoers.
They'd quietly slip out of their boat, and swim under another person, then grab their feet and pull them into the water!
Yes, I'm sure there was a lot of pooping themselves as the unsuspecting film-lover was dragged into the water while watching a shark eat people on screen!
You know your friends are dicks and would totally do this to you if you went to see 'Jaws' on the water. And you'd totally be a dick and do it to them, so don't go thinking you're better than they are.