I know there's an obvious bad joke waiting there, but give it a look and see if bad breath could just win you a soccer game.

I don't know where this sport originated. Russia, maybe? But it's weird and I can't stop watching it. But it leaves me with so many questions.

Like, 'what's this sport called?'

'Is it even possible to score a goal?'

'Are you penalized for having bad breath?'

'Do you get winded?'

I'm just hoping I get the franchise and open a place in GR to play.

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