Weirdest Google Searches That Led You to WGRD.com – I Guess We’re All Pervs

...the list could go on and on.

This is one of the most popular posts ever on WGRD, and people keep searching for Cameron Diaz 'naked', 'nude', 'porn', 'pron', 'porno'...I didn't realize Cameron was that in demand!

Maybe she could kickstart her career into high gear by doing an actual porno! She's been on a downswing in popularity for her movies, but you guys are so down to see her pop out the puppies and get pounded on screen, maybe she should consider it.

I'm not sure what this is referring to, maybe someone can point me in the right direction for this story, because it sounds interesting. I would love to have a wife that refused to wear clothes at home...but I don't think it could be something I make her do.

But a naked woman in my home sounds like a wonderful thing.

I will admit, this is an interesting story, but it seems like a weird thing to search for. Maybe morbid is the right word.

We are so obsessed with things dying, we search for this.

I guess it could be worse, like the zebra explodes, spraying blood all over the leopard video I won't watch. Or two girls one cup. Weird stuff like that.

This is something I found last summer, and is pretty funny. Woman can play video games with their vagina!

It's an exercise thing for their vagina, but the possibilities are crazy! I'm still waiting for that Resident Evil vagina version to come out. I will watch women play that game ALL DAY!

A lot of us seem to be getting caught up in movies of one sort or another. We all fantasize about sleeping with a movie star...we've even created the 'Hall Pass' game with our significant others, so everyone knows who we have to give them a pass for.

Mine is Sandra Bullock. If I ever had the opportunity, you HAVE to give me a pass on that. You can have your Gerard Butler or Ryan Reynolds pass, but I have to have the fantasy of being Sandra's toy for one night.

Or forever. Don't judge me.

But things got messy when Dahmer posted this story about how you can get a list of porn stars willing to sleep with you for money. This story continues to get a lot of traffic, and I really hope things are working out for you with this!

I really do. If it's really real, let me know, and I'll start saving up some money!

WTF?

I don't even know if I WANT to know why that search would lead you to GRD's website. But I also want to know who posted something about this, so I can stay out of arm's reach of them at all times.

Especially at America on Tap, if I've had a few beers. I don't want to wake up in a plastic bag on the bottom of Zane's rowboat, as he takes me to a deep spot on the lake to dump my body.

Did I say Zane? Sorry, I meant ANY of my coworkers!

Okay, I get the Cameron Diaz thing. I get the 'girls kissing girls' searches. Although I'm not sure what all of those lead to GRD.

But WTF with the monkey sex?!

Aren't we taking the Animal Planet stuff a little far, if we're actively searching the internet for monkey boning? I mean, would you really want to watch that?

Okay, say our site was filled with monkey sex...like it becomes the Kama-sutra of monkey boning...would that make it the biggest website in the world? Is this a boat we're missing?

Should we be spending more time at the zoo?

Why would you be searching for Zane's wife? What kind of weirdness is going on in your head?

Are you looking to nominate her for sainthood, for putting up with the man for decades? That would be one thing, but as the list above has shown, people's motives are not to be trusted.

Here are some random word searches that somehow led to WGRD.com, even when some of them are little more than strung together letters:

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