Man Foolishly Tries to Ride Water Cannon

We're not really sure why anybody would try to sit on a pipe gushing water unless they just really wished they had a chair. This guy is clearly in need of a chair. He regrets it soon enough, because one does not simply sit on a pipe like that. Hopefully he learned a lesson. The lesson is next time just sit on the stairs guy -- now you have to work all day in wet clothes.