A woman bought a package of smoked turkey tails to cook for dinner, but found one that she claimed to look like male genitals. So, she decided to call the police.

The woman from Akron, Ohio thought that phallic turkey pieces were a reason to alert the authorities and, surprisingly, the police took it seriously.

The Beacon Journal reports that she went on Facebook Live (the live video has since been removed) to ask her friends if they also thought that the turkey tails looked wrong. After that, she called the cops.

The mystery meat was examined by the medical examiner and determined to be pork. So, sure, she didn't get what she paid for - but she also didn't get a wang in her turkey tails.