The retailer announced this week that not only would they be 'well-stocked' with the birds for Thanksgiving, they're also dropping the price of the Thanksgiving favorite to just 33 cents a pound for their Meijer Brand Frozen Turkeys.
A woman bought a package of smoked turkey tails to cook for dinner, but found one that she claimed to look like male genitals. So, she decided to call the police.
The woman from Akron, Ohio thought that phallic turkey pieces were a reason to alert the authorities and, surprisingly, the police took it seriously...