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The United Kingdom is changing how people are getting from place to place, and it's quite interesting. How are they doing this, you ask? They're doing it with poop. Yeah, that's right, fecal matter.

England took on Italy in the first round of the World Cup over the weekend. As time was winding down Saturday in Manaus, Brazil, England found itself down 2-1. After a free kick by Italy deflected off the crossbar and out of bounds, England's goalie, Joe Hart, was pretty anxious for his goal kick. Like really really anxious.

Hey Dahmer here again to tell you how shooting one of your boogers across the room and making it stick to the wall can win you free beer for a year!

Get this guys... you'll never believe it but breast milk ice cream is no longer available in England!  I know what an outrage!  Local authorities in London have pulled this unusual ice cream concoction  in response to public complaints over whether the shop should be selling edibles made from human body fluids...