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Man Wearing ‘Seriously I Have Drugs’ Shirt Arrested on Drug Charges
Man Wearing ‘Seriously I Have Drugs’ Shirt Arrested on Drug Charges
Florida man, John Balmer, was arrested at a Kmart in Hudson, Florida, on Monday. During his arrest, police noticed Balmer's shirt, which read: "Who needs drugs" in all caps. Underneath that, it read: "No, Seriously, I have drugs". And seriously, he did, according to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office. They then posted a photo of Balmer in the shirt on their Facebook page.  Read
World’s Worst Burglar Dozes Off During Robbery
World’s Worst Burglar Dozes Off During Robbery
Everything was going well for burglar Cristian Villarreal-Castillo. He had just snatched a cache of small electronics from cars in a Hillsboro, OR neighborhood and then he really hit the jackpot when he was able to enter into a home through an unlocked back door. All the 20-year old had to do is not fall asleep and he would've made off with quite the haul. Unfortunately for Villarreal-Castillo, he

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