Idiots Steal Hot Pockets and Slim Jims, Hide Out in Children’s Playhouse [Video]
Of all the things to steal from a grocery store... Three would-be thieves grabbed a cart full of Hot Pockets and Slim Jims and then took off after knocking the store manager unconscious.
As they fled out the door, they were then chased by a group of construction workers, and split up.
The workers chased one suspect across the street, over a fence and through a church before he was caught hiding in a children's playhouse.
All three were arrested and charged with second degree robbery and were taken to jail - over Hot Pockets and Slim Jims.
That is what we normal people call a "poor life choice".