Steve’s Showing His Garage Floor Love with Absolute Concrete Coatings

You know what’s underrated? Floors. Specifically, your garage floor. Think about it. It’s the unsung hero of the home. You literally walk all over it. You drive your car on it. You park your lawnmower on it. It catches all of the salty snow slush from your car all winter and is the landing zone for your kid’s toys all summer.

Your floor deserves better, you selfish bastard! But what are you supposed to do for it? Send it flowers? Take it out to a fancy dinner? Give it a back rub? NAY! Those are all stupid ideas, because a floor is an inanimate object! Don’t rub your floor, pervert!

My garage floor looks like crap. I’ve thought about sprucing it up with one of those cheap DIY garage floor epoxy kits, but decided that this was something for someone else to handle. So in lieu of sending flowers to my slab of concrete, I called the pros at Absolute Concrete Coatings in Jenison.

Jamie came out, schooled me on why polyurea coatings are far superior to epoxy**, and now I’m scheduled to have my floor coated with their “Orbit” color scheme (blue, black, white and grey) in a few weeks.

You don't have to stop there. Jamie and his team can coat patios, porches, front steps and pool areas, as well as commercial and industrial spaces. The coating is no-slip and comes with a lifetime warranty. They get most jobs done in one day. I can’t wait to show you the results!

September is garage floor appreciation month*. Do the right thing. Call 616-466-7700 or visit absoluteconcretecoatings.com to schedule your free consultation or to get a free estimate! Ask about their first responder discount.

*no, it isn’t.

** The Cliff Notes version: Epoxy eventually gets really brittle and can chip, peel, crack or otherwise get gross. That doesn't happen with Absolute Concrete Coatings.