Today on Segment 16, most of the guys talk about some water-related fun. There's a new floating water park opening up...um...somewhere, there's Michigan Adventure, and of course, just floating down the Muskegon.

South of Chicago, there's a new water park opening, and it appears to be a floating park, but only has the capacity of a small bar. If that's your thing.

Justin is interested in Michigan Adventure, but isn't sure whether they serve alcohol or not. This is really his deciding factor. Somebody help him out.

Joe suggests just getting drunk and floating down the Muskegon, because then he wouldn't have to worry about littering, since it appears no one else is concerned with the litter. Litter away!

The guys then talk about not buying a boat. Who needs that kind of hassle, when they really just want to be drunk on a boat.