Mouse Found In Nude Intruder’s Rectum

And a guy in South Carolina was busted for breaking into a house last week, and when the cops were arresting him….they found a mouse lodged in his rectum!  Would you call it a butt load of fun?

And here is how this fun one reads!
Authorities in Seneca, South Carolina made a bizarre discovery after arresting a suspected burglar.  According to FoxCarolina.com, police were called last Sunday after Noah Smith allegedly broke into a local home. Police arrived to find a naked Mr. Smith under the influence of drugs and throwing items around the house. Authorities were eventually able to subdue the intruder and took him to a nearby hospital for examination, where an X-ray revealed that Smith was hiding a mouse in his rectum. Smith says he has no idea what happened or how the live mouse got jammed in his butt. (well dead mouse now, but cops say it was probably alive when he crammed it in) and claims he doesn't even remember breaking into the house. Police say the burglary victims did not own any pet mice, and think Mr. Smith probably jammed the mouse into his poop shoot several hours before he broke into the home.   I don’t know about you guys, but I love running around with mice in my butt!  Yea…not really….what a freakin creepy wack job….