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This is by far one of the worst things you will see today, but it's also kinda funny at the same time.

She says that her childhood was hilarious because of these stories her mom told her, and we don't disagree.

Just another reminder that we should all be washing our hands after using the restroom. Source: Barstool Sports

Would you get a tattoo on your butt? Austin Dillion is celebrating his big win with a new tat!

How do I get THIS JOB! I'm not even kidding! I want to be able to just come up with some crazy idea about making music, get some pretty girl butts lined up in front of me, and play away! I would put out a new album every freaking day! My percussion skills would be off the charts!

Did you know that back in the olden days, before there was high tech medical equipment, doctors use to do some pretty weird stuff to people to find out if they were really dead or not. I was killing beers the other night with a guy that’s in med school, and somehow he knew all the crazy stuff doctors use to do back in the old days...

This one is going to make your butt hurt! I heard about this one at a party I was at last weekend, and just had to share it with you! A 35 year old chick named Cindy Croton from London England was at a party at her girl friends house and she was wasted, wasted drunk...

Ok listen to how freaking nuts this on is! Another one from the bar stool. (yea, I drink a lot) Over in China, a 32 year old pregnant chick hired a 44 year old mid wife to help her have her baby.....(mid wives assist in the birth of a child) So after this 32 year old chick had her baby, she gave the mid wife a $15 tip, which is not nearly enough money for the services the mid wife provided..

Ok guys....if you go to jail, you cannot ask your mother to stick drugs in her butt and smuggle them into jail for you....haha....thats just not something you ask your mother to do!!   Meet the coke mom jail butt smuggler here….

A Colorado dad tired to smuggle heroin to  his inmate son by sticking it in his butt,  and then once inside the prison, planned on pulling it out of his butt, sticking it in his mouth, and then passing it to his son with an open mouth tongue kiss!      This one is grossapalooza!

And a guy in South Carolina was busted for breaking into a house last week, and when the cops were arresting him….they found a mouse lodged in his rectum!  Would you call it a butt load of fun?