![Man Arrested For Breaking Into His Old High School And Beating Off In The Locker Room – Dahmer’s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]](http://townsquare.media/site/43/files/2011/04/gym-clothes-300x200.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man Arrested For Breaking Into His Old High School And Beating Off In The Locker Room – Dahmer’s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
Hey it's Dahmer here with another one that just proves guys are stupid. Listen to this, A Missouri kid busted for being a serial masturbater and breaking into school and cranking his creepy self on kids gym clothes! Yuk!
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