![I Would Like To Trade This Salad For Some Cocaine Please – Dahmer’s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]](http://townsquare.media/site/43/files/2011/05/saad.jpg?w=980&q=75)
I Would Like To Trade This Salad For Some Cocaine Please – Dahmer’s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
Next time you go to Olive Garden for dinner, make sure to take your left over salad home with you in a to-go box, that way when you find yourself in the mood for some blow. You can just trade your left over salad for some cocaine!
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