I'm unsure if I'll watch the Comedy Central roast of Justin Bieber. It just seems too easy.

I mean, look at him. The jokes are obvious: the stupid hair, the constant shirtlessness, the gym selfies, that time he bought a monkey then abandoned it in Germany; the drunken drag-racing.

On top of all that, he's Canadian.

But maybe that’s why I must watch. To unite with the rest of the world on the one thing in which we all agree: Justin Bieber is a douche.

(Can there possibly still be "Beliebers" out there who worship him? If so, that's exactly what's wrong with the world?)

Comedy Central released this preview to convince us to tune in March 30.

The clip pays homage to Bieber's reportedly egging one of his neighbor’s houses last year, which resulted in a charge of criminal vandalism and Bieber shelling out $80,900 in restitution.

I don't mind seeing Bieber getting egged. But I do mind all the body oil.

Rolling Stone says Bieber's Comedy Central roast "will likely be the self-effacing capstone of the singer's current apology tour."

In January, Bieber posted a video to Facebook attempting to explain himself:

I didn't want to come off arrogant or conceited, or basically how I've been acting the past year, year and a half. I'm not who I was pretending to be."

Bieber also touched on his douchey behavior on the "Ellen DeGeneres Show" when asked about the upcoming Roast.

"I think it's cool to laugh at yourself — I've done some things that might not have been the greatest. ... I just want to be able to laugh about it, and just kind of own up to some of these things."