Johnnie Attempts His First Ever Country Music Concert [Video]

Believe it or believe it not, I've never attended a country music concert. Yes, I know I'm from Texas, but still...never done the country music thing. I like metal, rock...pretty much the heavier the better, so I've never actually even tried to go to a country concert. With Garth Brooks in town for six freaking shows, this was a great opportunity to try! There are a few problems, though...

I've heard of Garth, I've even heard a couple songs. I can't say I remember what they're called, or could tell you anything about them, but better someone big, than some nobody, right?

Some of the things that could get my ass kicked at this show:

• I don't have a John Deere hat.
• I don't own any flannel or plaid shirts.
• I hate cowboy boots.
• I don't have any Wrangler jeans.

These are all things that could show everyone that I'm an outsider. So I'll have to grab a giant beer and try and slip under the radar. Watch the video to see how I do!