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How To Get Out Of Baby Sitting Your Stripper Girlfriends Bastard Child – Dahmer’s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]
Hey it's Dahmer here with another one that proves people are just stupid. If you're a little kid and your mom is a drunk, high stripper whore and your moms boyfriend is drunk felon who just lays around all day....odds are pretty good your in store for a terrible life.
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