Time for another fine example of a Game Store Confession.

This will always be one of my favorite days while working in the mall of Grandville.

I say this sarcastically speaking mind you. Working in the mall was beyond a nightmare.

This certain day was the definition of that.

I was working the register in a store where the air was broken so it was stale, sweaty, and it was the holiday season. The mall was flooded with people that had money to spend, and kids for me to take care of because that's what parents did...I was their f***ing babysitter.

Getting close to the end of the night there was this family who came in with what seemed like a child with special needs. He just kept running around the store, running into things, yelling, etc. What could I have done?

Then I heard those special words...

"I'm gonna puke! I'm gonna puke!"

I figured the kid was just trying to get attention cause his parents sure weren't giving two craps about him...then it happened.

Warm lung butter ALL OVER THE FLOOR! In a hot, non-ventilated store.

The parents rushed over and apologized as I got down on hand and knees and began to mop up the warm chunks with paper towel and rubber gloves. Why didn't the mall help us? The mall will only help if the disaster is IN the mall, not in the stores...I didn't even get a pity mop or anything.

The parents didn't even help me and they said those shining words..

"I'm so sorry, it is a little funny though isn't it?"

I shot a look of complete anger at the kids parents and they quickly left because they didn't want to potentially get their kids dinner in their face.

Just remember, when you are having a bad day, you could have been me in a sweaty nerd dome cleaning puke off the floor with your hands.

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