Remember a few weeks ago when Tom Lewis accidentally broke his golf club, nearly castrating himself in the process?

Of course not because a golfer throwing a tantrum is about as rare as the sun rising.

Here's another example of how golf turns grown men into fussy little toddlers.

Rory McIlroy hit his stupid golf ball into the water on the 18th hole Sunday at the World Golf Championships -- Cadillac Championship at Trump National Doral Golf Club's Blue Monster Course in Doral, Fla.

The solution? He got all pissed of and threw his 3-iron golf club into the same water.

He did that because, you know, it's the club's fault. Great job, moron. Luckily for baby Rory, golf is only for rich people.

A scuba diver suited up and dove in for the club, much to the delight of commentators. The golf course's owner, Donald Trump, later returned the club to the pro golfer from Northern Ireland.

Just in case you needed more proof that golfers are babies: That same day, another golfer had already thrown the same type of club into the same body of water.

Source: Free Beer & Hot Wings