75-Year-Old Woman Strangles Raccoon to Keep It From Attacking Her

This 75-year-old woman has bigger balls than you.

No, really.

She was attacked by a rabid raccoon.

How did she handle this terrifying situation while volunteering at Lewis Ginter Botanical Garden in Henrico, Virginia?

She calmly placed her hands around the neck of the beast and choked it to death with the cold resolve of an apex predator!

Seriously. She just grabbed the thrashing, diseased, 30-pound carnivore and claimed its life as penance for disturbing her meditation, WTRV CBS6 reported.

All joking aside, this sweet lady is apparently a birdwatcher and an animal lover, which had to make the experience even more traumatic. She's safe and alive, though, and that matters more than stupid raccoons.

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