Finally, A Skull-Fragment Ejector For My Slingshot Zombie-hammer [Video]

After years of crushing zombie skulls and painstakingly removing skull fragments by hand, I have finally found a zombiehammer with a skull ejector!  It seems as though the engineers at the Slingshot Channel have answered my numerous requests to design a skull ejector. It's both efficient and beautiful. No more zombie skull mess!

I know zombies are usually the least of your worries, but you can't be too careful.  If there is anyone on this planet who could protect you during a zombie apocalypse, it would be this man.