Deadpool Wants You to Touch Yourself – He Walks You Through Checking Your “Smooth Criminals” [Video]
Deadpool comes out the weekend of Valentine's Day, or as guys will know it, February 12th. This is the day guys are looking forward to, and Deadpool has been giving out a lot of advice to guys, not only to help remember Valentine's Day, but now also to prevent cancer!
Deadpool takes a moment to walk you through checking your man-berries for testicular cancer. He calls them "Smooth Criminals". Try not to stare as he gently fondles the pool balls in his hand, while he's describing how you can make sure you are healthy down south.
Be like Deadpool, touch yourself regularly. It could save your life.