Recently, a story went viral about a man who showed his wife his sex spreadsheet, chronicling their sad, pathetic sex life.

Not to be outdone, a wife has now shared her miserable sex life with her friends, and they in turn, shared it with the world!

Of course they did.

So a girlfriend of mine had this awful husband. He was a nice enough guy but he didn’t pay attention to her and NEVER wanted to have sex. We knew things were bad but she was quiet about it. She’s a great girl who deserved better.

Anyway, she finally got tired of his shit and filed for divorce. This was a few years ago. On the night the divorce was final we went out and had a few drinks. There were 10 of us there. She got really drunk and gave us details about their sex life. Like really intimate stuff. Too many details to tell you the truth. She told us that after a few months of marriage, she began keeping a diary of everything that happened. Like everything. We asked her what she meant by that and she told us she would send it by email.


I've often argued with my female friends that men NEVER say no to sex.  And I think this is true for single guys.  We take what we can get, since we're not sure when it's going to happen next.  So we say yes.

Apparently, married dudes have forgotten this basic tenet of always say yes!

When the wife sent the scans of her diary, her friends turned it into a nice spreadsheet and posted it for the world.  This guy's friends have to be dogging him for this relentlessly!

Two questions:

  1. Would you turn down sex?
  2. Would you keep a diary/spreadsheet of your attempts?
    Okay, three questions...
  3. if you have one of those diaries/spreadsheets, would you send it to us here at GRD for fun?
    Okay, four questions...
  4. Do you think spreadsheet creators ever thought their products would be used for sex tracking?

...I'll come in again...No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

WIfe Spreadsheet
via Guyism