Jimmy Kimmel did a bit where he watched some Trump speeches at half speed, and it makes Trump look totally drunk. It's pretty funny, but you know what? It's not just the Trump who sounds inebriated when played back at half speed!

I gathered some bits of videos from Trump, Clinton, The Rock, Anthony Kiedis, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson, just to show that everyone sounds wasted slowed down.

Neil Tyson's bit, and Trump's bits are pretty good, man, you're gonna laugh.

And yes, I slowed myself down, too, because I know you're going to make fun of me anyway.