The only advice we have for Aikman is maybe don't talk about your players butt-sweat on live TV.

Who knew that butt sweat was such an important factor when it came to the game of football? Aren't there enough pads and stuff to keep the sweat from leaking through?

Who knows? Honestly, I feel like I've now spent entirely too much time thinking about butt sweat this morning.

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