The Mansons are Registered at Bed Bath & Beyond
By now you've probably heard the joyful news! Charles Manson is getting married! Oh happy day!
Yeah. So. Somehow Manson obtained a marriage license to tie the knot with one Ms. Afton Elaine Burton, a 26-year-old who, for the past 9 years has been advocating for his freedom.
And anyway, if you'd like to send the happy couple a wedding present, you can. Because they are registered at Bed Bath & Beyond.
Here is the registry on Bed Bath & Beyond's website.
Now, I know it says, "Star and Charles Manson", but according the Associated Press, the bride- to-be goes by the name "Star"...
Sure, someone could have made a fake registry. (But that is a lot of work to go through for a gag. If you've ever registered for a wedding, you know what a pain in the ass it is. If it is fake-- Way to go the extra mile, pranksters!)
I, for one, choose believe that it was the real Mr. and future Mrs. Manson who lovingly picked out these items together.