There's a Kickstarter campaign for something called the Joker Birthday Card. It's a musical card that does not stop playing its annoying "Happy Birthday" song until the battery dies or you break it. That is the point.
At the top of the seventh inning of Sunday's St. Louis Cardinals-Chicago Cubs Major League Baseball game broadcast, the ESPN commentators talked about the importance of being consistent. Then, baseball analyst Curt Schilling made a joke about his sex life.
Most old guys have their go-to jokes. And most of the time, they're exactly what you'd expect: not funny at all. They're dad jokes. And while they're not funny, they are charming because they're being told by an old man.
Can't already be tired of Bin Laden jokes can we? Not if you're watching late night TV. Personally I'll never tire of them considering what the POS did to our country. What's the best Bin laden jokes you've heard? In the meantime read through some material …