drop-kick cake

A Michigan woman with serious dessert issues is back in court today. The woman, who allegedly kicked a cake in Kroger, was sentenced today in another incident involving slapping an employee at Ray's Ice Cream in Royal Oak.

I agree that dessert is serious business. But serious enough to freak the F out so much you end up in court? Nah. 46-year-old Tricia Kortez has been sentenced after allegedly drop-kicking a "Superman vs Batman" birthday cake at a Bloomfield Hills Kroger.