Being a child star must be a freaking nightmare, because so many of the child stars we hear about have gone on to be total train wreck adults.

Lindsey Lohan, Miley Cyrus, etc.

Lindsey's probably only a step away from going full-on pron (yes, spelled that way on purpose -- it's a trendy thing or something), and Miley is sort of already doing it on stage now.

Let's take a look at a few former child stars who just said, "Screw it! I'm paying the bills with porn!"

Jaimee Foxworth -- As a little girl, she played Judy Winslow on "Family Matters." Once she got fired, things got bad for Jaimee. She went on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab after doing several porn films. But the upside for us, she did a porn movie titled "The Jeffersons: A XXX Parody".

Dustin Diamond -- The kid in "Saved By The Bell" that everyone called "Screech". He found it tough to get work after the show (surprise), and turned instead to porn. Not just porn, but PORN. He's credited with giving a "Dirty Sanchez," so you know this isn't something you're girlfriend is going to watch with you.

 

Scott Schwartz -- Who's that? He played Flick in "A Christmas Story," you know the kid tricked into licking the frozen pole! Apparently, he decided to convince others to lick his ... never mind. I'm not going to finish that bad joke. He went on to star in such gems as "The Wrong Snatch," The Devil in Miss Jones 6", and ""New Wave Hookers 5." He doesn't even rate more than sequel porn. Poor dude.

Jonell Green -- This poor girl's career went south FAST!  She did 4 episodes of "A Different World", a voice in "Bebe's Kids", and one episode of "Roc", nothing for 12 years, then went straight to porn.  Her movies include titles like "Juicy Wet Asses 5".

Britney Spears -- OK, she hasn't done porn (as far as we know), but she has gleefully shown her pieces parts on the Internet for everyone to see. Not that I'm complaining, I have no problem seeing Britney's not-so-furry bits.

If she decided to go into full-on porn, I would check it out. You know she'd do some funny stuff!

Miley Cyrus =- What the hell happened here? She was every little girl's hero for a while! Unfortunately, she's still the heroine for a lot of girls, which is a very sad thing. This out-of-control girl humps everything she can find on stage, and when that wasn't enough, had giant penis props made so she could hump those on stage in front of thousands of happily deranged girls.

She must be some kind of freaking genius! And if she decided to go full-on porn, I'd be right there, too. She's of legal age, so I can say that.

Lindsay Lohan -- Things have been a little quiet on the Lindsay front. Well, at least in my home, since I don't really search for much on her. But it wasn't that long ago that she was everywhere ... and not in a good way. She fell apart really hard and really ugly.

Hopefully, she's getting things together, and can manage to pull something out of her life. And that's my feel-good, happy moment for the day.