Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a couple of news stories about some teachers in Bangor, MI, who are in trouble after they were filmed out at a tavern making fun of students, and playing "Marry, F***, Kill".

While going through the first story, the guys got a little distracted by the alien reporting on the case. He's wearing glasses with eyes painted on them. Or at least it looks like it.

Free Beer might borrow them for basketball.

You can hear the teachers talking about some of the students that are having sex with each other, as well as some other students that you can hear a female teacher claim "Oooo, I would f*** him!"

Stay classy, Bangor.

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