Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You to Carry A Stone In Your Vagina

Last year, Gwyneth Paltrow expounded on the virtues of having one's vagina steamed. Not all the medical experts were in her corner on that one, but that isn't stopping her from suggesting more vag improvements! Paltrow now has an item on her Goop website called the Jade Egg. It's a polished stone in the shape of an egg and you carry it with you in your purse...your lady purse.

So what are the benefits of this insanity? The website says, "Fans say regular use increases chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general." Sure.

The Jade Egg costs $66, and while it's currently sold out at Goop, these things aren't new. You can find them all over the place. Just Google "Jade Egg" or "Yoni Egg."

Get your eggs here! Yum.