We try not to paint with broad strokes, but this is an exception: If you end up on TV's Divorce Court, chances are things aren't going too well for you.

Recently, a couple found themselves in front of the honorable Judge Lynn Toler on Divorce Court.  The guy was angry with his lady, but not for the typical reasons.  No, she didn't run up his credit card balance or steal something from him.  She cheated on him.  So his solution?  He simply wanted to be able to cheat on her to even the score!  You know, the 'ol eye for an eye method of resolving differences!

Seems brilliant to us, but Judge Toler didn't seem very impressed.