Florida Flasher Arrested ‘Doing What Ladies Like’

If you were to ask me what ladies like, I might answer: a nice dinner out and maybe chocolate or jewelry?

But I would not say that what ladies like is a creeper in Miami Heat shirt and athletic shorts flashing his junk at Target.

Somehow, Florida man Hal Hamrick thinks that is indeed what ladies like. 

Off The Beat with Will Greenlee reports that in February, the 48-year-old Hamrick walked around a Port St. Lucie, Fla., shopping center exposing himself “multiple times,” according to an arrest affidavit.

A witness told police that Hamrick whipped it out in front of a nearby Target and also Babies R Us.

The affidavit says that Hamrick attempted to mask his behavior by hiding behind garbage bins and that Hamrick told police he was “exposing himself for the ladies.”

“He wants to find a lady and they like when he does that,” the affidavit continues.

Hamrick was arrested on criminal charges of indecent exposure.

He probably thinks chicks dig arrest records, too.