Cheapskates Make Holiday Turkey Out of Old, Gross Chicken Parts [Video]
It follows people who, despite having the money to pay for things, insist on doing things the cheap way. They Dumpster dive. They don't use soap because it costs too much. They eat food way past the expiration date.
This family is no different. They invited their family over for a big holiday celebration.
While turkey was on the menu, turkey was not served.
Instead, Shelley Watson whipped up a churkey, which was a disgusting concoction of ground meat, chicken and turkey legs they bought at a discount food store. They then slopped it together to look sorta like a turkey. Needless to say, their guests were less than impressed.
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