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Ceanup On Aisle Poo! Washington Store Searching For Store Pooper
It takes a special kind of sick person to take a dump in a public place in general, but to willingly do it in the middle of a store takes a true animal!
This store in Longview, Washington is on the lookout for a woman who dropped a "number two" in aisle one after literally passing the bathroom key on her way in.
The shopping s**ter, ironically enough, bought rubber gloves and baby wipes before doing the deed, leaving behind her poo prize for employees to find in the tarp aisle.
In Longview it actually can be a misdemeanor charge for defecating where the act can be observed by other people in public, but the police can't get involved until the store identifies the woman!
Source: Local 21 News
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