Chris Illuminati
SuicideGirls of the Day — Glitch and Pilot [PICTURES]
Meet Glitch and Pilot, two SuicideGirls that like to get affectionate. Glitch gets hot when she sees brains and blood and Pilot hates casseroles as much as she hates mosquitos.
Emily Addison — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Emily Addison is a Penthouse Pet, a Twisty’s ‘Treat of the Year,’ self-proclaimed “sex kitten and babe extraordinaire” and one incredible looking woman.
Playmates and Motorcycles — Playboy Girls of the Week
Leave it up to the geniuses over at Playboy to combine two things men would love to (dirty but predictable joke coming) “take for a ride” — motorcycles and Playmates.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Rumi [PICTURES]
Meet Rumi, a SuicideGirl who is a professional ranter, loves flavored coffee and organizes messy spaces as a hobby.
Sam Cooke – Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Sam Cooke, not to be confused with the legendary singer of the same name, is an English glamour model and professional DJ who has appeared in numerous British magazines including FHM, Maxim, Loaded and Zoo.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Ackley [PICTURES]
Meet Ackley, a SuicideGirl who loves online flirting, can’t live without Chapstick and is really into NPR.
Lindsey Knight — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Lindsey Knight is a model from Hermosa Beach, California. She calls herself a “student, dreamer and lover of random shenanigans.”
Ali Fedotowsky — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Ali Fedotowsky is a former contestant on the ABC show ‘The Bachelor’ and was also ‘The Bachelorette’ for season six of the popular reality dating show.
Anna Kournikova — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Today’s crush, Anna Kournikova, was a professional tennis player that has used her good looks to become one a worldwide brand, even though she never won a singles tennis title and retired years ago.
Jessica Hinton – Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Jessica Hinton is a model and actress that broke into the business at the age of sixteen. In 2010 Jessica became the face of the Palms ad campaign and does ringside interviews during Showtime PPV boxing events.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Lunar [PICTURES]
Meet Lunar, a SuicideGirl who loves the Old Spice guy, wants to do it ‘Sims Style’ and lost her virginity on a boat.
Kat Dennings — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Kat Dennings is basically everywhere — on TV, in movies and probably on buses and billboards all around your town.