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Man Claims Bigfoot Vandalized His RV [FBHW]

Steven Bohner — Mon, 22 Oct 2012 15:13:35 +0000

Ever since the Jack Link's Sasquatch advertising campaign, everybody knows that Bigfoot is a jerk. This is confirmed by a Pennsylvania man who claims his RV was vandalized by a rock throwing Bigfoot. The man claims that he and his girlfriend spotted Bigfoot 3 times while camping over a month long period. The encounters included a brief sighting, a close encounter, and the previously mentioned vandalism. After hearing about the encounters first hand, Free Beer and Hot Wings both agree that Bigfoot is a dick.

15 Year Old Girl Runs Over And Kills Sasquatch

JT — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 15:00:45 +0000

Well kind of. The poor girl actually ran over a drunken man who thought it would be funny to dress up like Bigfoot and scare drivers on Highway 93 in rural Montana. NBC Montana.com reports that according to his companions, the 44 year old man was on the highway in the ghillie suit attempting to incite a sighting of Bigfoot, to make people think they had seen a Sasquatch.

OH NO, It's Bigfoot!

JT — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 13:10:53 +0000

Gosh, isn’t so weird after decades of exile and silence Bigfoot suddenly “reappears” and the video footage taken is still blurred? Guess that’s what you get when record this using a 70′s porn camera that still had 30 years of vaseline on it? Damn it! Soooooo close to Bigfoot’s discovery!