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		<title>A Double Lesbian Homicide!  From the Bar Stool:</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dahmer is no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and he hears a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It&#8217;s another edition of From the Bar Stool. I hear a lot of good stories when I’m out drinking, so of course I always share them with [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[And ya know those commercials you see on TV advertising those really sharp steak knives that can cut threw a cinder block and then still slice a tomato paper thin?  Did you know they can also slice thru a cinder block and then slice the tip of your penis off?  Ouch. Yes, they can&#8230;. This [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And ya know those commercials you see on TV advertising those really sharp steak knives that can cut threw a cinder block and then still slice a tomato paper thin?  Did you know they can also slice thru a cinder block and then slice the tip of your penis off?  Ouch. Yes, they can....</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once again, if you missed last nights craziness, then you are in luck!  I have another video to catch you up on everything Heavy Weights, and make sure to come out next friday night for week 4, at the Intersection 8:00!!!! Heavy Weights Week 3]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once again, if you missed last nights craziness, then you are in luck!  I have another video to catch you up on everything Heavy Weights, and make sure to come out next friday night for week 4, at the Intersection 8:00!!!!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLWUKD2rUbE">Heavy Weights Week </a></p>
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		<title>Where Can I Find A Good Hooker?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2011 15:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Any of you guys ever spend a night in a hotel room with a hooker?  Good times huh?  Yea&#8230;I&#8217;d say&#8230;.but ya gotta be careful man, careful she doesn&#8217;t have a knife&#8230;.or something very unpleasant could happen&#8230;&#8230; And guys, it seems like its getting harder and harder these days to find yourself a good little hooker [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Any of you guys ever spend a night in a hotel room with a hooker?  Good times huh?  Yea...I'd say....but ya gotta be careful man, careful she doesn't have a knife....or something very unpleasant could happen......</p>
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