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Halestorm – Love Bites

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Playboy’s Miss February 2009 Jessica Burciaga explained in a recent interview [LINK - NSFW] with the magazine that she loves shooting nude even more now that she is a little older.  She said it’s because she is much more comfortable with her body.

We’d love to get comfortable with Jessica’s body.

Click here to see more pics of Jessica and check out a hot video from her recent shoot.

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The cop will most likely charge you with public masturbation and possession of crack cocaine! I actually heard this one from a couple of girls I was sitting next to at a sports bar last week. They said it happened to a chick named Colondra Hamilton from Cincinnati, and it all went down sometime last summer.

A cop caught Colandra sitting in her car, pants around her ankles and slowing spanking her chick monkey, while taken pokes off a crack pipe! Hahaha! They said they heard she was just court and sentenced a couple weeks ago. What do you think she was sentenced to? Monkey cranking and crack pipe smoking?

Judge gave her a $200 fine, 10 days in jail, and a 6 months suspended license. The Judge also told her, if it wasn’t for the crack pipe, he would like to date her, because he thought what she did was hot and was wondering if she could do it again sometime (without the crack pipe) and he could watch! Hahahaha! (ok, the judge really didn’t say that part, but I’ll bet he was thinking it!)

Remember that girls, lose the crack pipe before you crank your monkey in your car! I’ll bet that advice right there keeps at least a half dozen of you girls out of jail!

Ok girls when its last call at bar, sometimes guys will do what is called trolling, and that’s when guys will go up to really gross chicks (or trolls they’re sometimes called) and ask them if they want to go home with them and have intercourse. I mean, after all it is last call, and they’re already drunk, so at that hour some guys figure, oh what the hell, I’ll go hoggin! Sometimes ‘trollin’ is also called ‘hoggin’. Now girls, if you are one of these trolls or hogs don’t feel bad, you girls need loving too. But no matter how fat and gross and ugly you are, what you don’t ever need or deserve is to be punched in the face!

Drinking with a few buds last week, they told me about something they saw in a bar a few weeks ago. They said it was 2:20am and last call at a downtown bar, when a wasted as balls 21 year old drunk douche bag named Jimmy, rolls up to a chick named Shelby, and somehow through his drunken slurs, he managed to speak the words and suggest some drunken last call fat chick hoggin sex.

Well, when 22 year old Shelby politely declined Jimmy got very upset, called her a fat pig, and then freaking clocked her! He punched her in the face, right cross to the jaw and just laid her out on the bar floor! What a freaking ass hole! I don’t care how drunk you are, you never hit chicks man! And just because it’s late at night and you’re wasted and a fat chick turns you down, certainly doesn’t give you the right to hit a chick!

Dude was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and last call fat Shelby was taken to the hospital, checked out and released. Somebody needs to teach that drunken idiot how to respect women.

If you ask a fat chick at bar to go home with you and see says no, just politely smile, say “no problem, thanks anyway” and move on to the next fat chick. Its really not that difficult, drunken, fat, last call Rosie chicks deserve respect too.

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Blur were the stars of the night at the 2012 Brit Awards which took place February 21. The U.K. rockers were honored with the Outstanding Contribution to Music award before closing the ceremony with a 5-song set.

As NME reports, Blur seemed humbled by the attention they were receiving and expressed gratitude during their acceptance speech.

“The last time we were here was 17 years ago and what happened on that night had a very profound effect on our lives,” said frontman Damon Albarn. The singer went on to thank a ton of people who helped Blur during their career.

“Right that’s it. Thanks very much for putting up with this.”

Blur started things off with “Girls & Boys” from 1994′s Parklife album. That was followed by the sports arena staple “Song 2″ which you can watch below.

Blur will be the closing act at an even bigger event as they will perform at a special concert at Hyde Park in London to coincide with the 2012 Summer Olympics.

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Lyndsie Marie is an amateur model from Gettysburg, Pa. Lyndsie loves tattoos and is in the process of getting her sleeves completed. She currently has 13 tattoos and 9 piercings.

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On the road support will be Alice Cooper for the first half, then Coheed and Cambria for the second leg of the tour.

Tickets will be available through all Ticketmaster outlets and the DTE Energy Box Office.

Tickets will go on sale the public on March 3rd, so save up your quarters!!!

The Devil Wears Prada

Today has brought us bad news from The Devil Wears Prada camp. The band announced they have parted ways with longtime keyboardist James Baney.

According to Alternative Press, no specific reason was given for the sudden departure but TDWP did issue the following statement on their official Facebook page:

With great deliberation and difficulty, we have decided to part ways with our keyboardist James Baney. James will always be family to TDWP, being one of the most well-intentioned people we know. Our prayers to James in beginning a new chapter with his wife back home, and our endless gratitude to TDWP fans for understanding. We’ll see you at a show soon.
-The Devil Wears Prada

I interpret that as the decision being more of Baney’s than the metalcore group’s. Baney was part of TDWP since 2005 and it seems like life on the road has been wearing him out. Of course this is just speculation from me but I’m glad the split seems amicable.

The Devil Wears Prada released their fourth studio album, Dead Throne, in September. They are currently on tour in support of the record and will perform at The Intersection on March 10. Every Time I Die, LETLIVE and Oh, Sleeper will serve as openers. Tickets are still available at The Intersection box office and SectionLive.com.

Watch the music video for TDWP’s new single “Dead Throne” below.

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If you aren’t tuning into ‘Private Practice’ on Thursday nights, you’re not only missing out on some crazy hospital drama, but also some of the best eye candy on TV.  The female doctors are constantly turning on the sexy, and making men everywhere glad that they finally decided to watch a show with their partner.

Today’s ‘Crush,’ the lovely Caterina Scorsone plays Amelia Shepherd, a troubled young doctor who occasionally dabbles in drugs (not the prescribed kind).  What can we say, we enjoy bad girls. Especially the girls that like to play doctor. We are great at playing doctor except we always give ourselves ailments that kind of ruin the mood. It’s hard to want to get frisky after telling your partner you’re dying of testicular cancer. Real mood killer.

As evidence from the photo below from Caterina’s twitter, her and her female cast members like to get a bit freaky on the set. Caterina is one of Canada’s finest imports, and that is why we are crushing on her today.

twitter @caterinatweets

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Meet Carrina, a SuicideGirl who considers herself ‘asexual’ and can’t live without a typewriter.

Name: Carrina

Location: California

Current crush: I’m asexual.

Stats: 5’3, 100lb 34-25-34

Body mods: My favorite is my grandpa’s WWII b17 tattoo and the bomb falling out of it that says “To Hitler With Love.”

Most humbling moment: I’m not humble.

Hobbies: Pwning, studying all things science related, writing and literature.

5 things I can’t live without: Family, the capacity to learn, air, typewriter and freedom.

Vices: Mania, drunken debauchery, inhibiting my lung capacity and being a lush in general.

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MUTEMATH have unleashed the music video for their latest single, “Allies”, which is off their album Odd Soul. The clip features the band performing in front of a live crowd and in typical MUTEMATH fashion (longtime fans will get the pun), features a massive light show.

“Allies” starts off with the New Orleans group getting ready for the upcoming show. MUTEMATH spared no expense with their stage production as walls of bright lights and confetti engulf the entire venue. Lead singer Paul Meany even takes a plunge on a lit up inflatable and crowd surfs. I love the high energy that MUTEMATH bring to the video. As with the rest of the songs off Odd Soul, “Allies” incorporates the band’s recent blues direction.

MUTEMATH are currently on the road for the “Odd Soul Tour”. They will perform at The Intersection in downtown Grand Rapids on March 1. Tickets are $20 in advance and are on sale at The Intersection box office and SectionLive.com. Watch the video for “Allies” in its entirety below for a sneak peek at what you can expect at the show. I saw them live when they came to Grand Rapids two years ago and I plan on seeing them again next month.

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2 Songs Enter, ONE song leaves. Cast your vote and decide the fate of a song… while simultaneously letting us know what you think suckS! Then Listen up at 8pm when the rocktagon challenge begins!

Halestorm – Love Bites

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You may have never heard of today’s Crush of the Day, Violante Placido, but that’s about to change.
The Italian actress-singer starred opposite George Clooney in the ‘The American’ in 2010. More recently, Violante Placido played Nadya – alongside Nicolas Cage’s Johnny Blaze – in the 2012 film ‘Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance,’ which opened this past weekend.

We’re sure you’ll see more of this sexy Italian talent in future films. Until then, we can show you a lot of her in these pictures.

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Need a quick $1200 to pocket? Be here Thursday morning (8am hour) for your chance to outsmart Zane and become temporarily wealthy.   Our good friends at Cat Footwear not only provide the nice bump but also throw in a free pair of shoes or boots just for playing. Just to recap:

Best case scenario; you get bragging rights over Zane, pocket a nice wad of cash and walk away with a free pair of shoes or boots.

Worst case scenario; you walk away with no pride or money BUT in a pair of brand new Cat Footwear shoes or boots.  Good luck!

They said it was in the news a few weeks ago, and it was about a 43 year old dad who had been trying to get his 21 year old son to move out of the house for the last few months, but the son refused to leave, just would not do it. He lived in the basement, came and went as he liked, didn’t have to pay rent. The son said he liked living there, it was his house, and he didn’t have to leave until he wanted to. I guess 43 year old dad bought that for a few months, but apparently this kid was a real pain in the ass.

He had no job, sleeping all day, parting all night, banging a different chick every night, drinking in the basement, having all night parties when his mom and dad were upstairs trying to sleep, that kind of stuff. Well one night dad had just had enough, told the kid he had 2 days to get out, or he was going throw him out, but the kid pretty much just told his dad to F off. So dad, who is already pissed off starts drinking a few beers and few hours go by and now dads getting a nice little mean buzz going.

Then dad and the kid have a few more words and dad absolutely loses it and grabs a ninja sword from under the couch and attacks the kid with it! Sliced up his arm, sliced up his back, and then when the kid was holding his hands out in front of him to defend himself, the dad sliced the kids thumb right off! That was one sharp freaking ninja sword huh?

That’s like something you would see in a movie! Mom ends up calling the cops who show up and arrest the dad. The kid is going to be ok, other than the fact that doctors were not able to reattach his thumb. Dad sobered up and apologized and told the kid he could live there as long as he liked.

Now at least the kid doesn’t have to hit the street and find a new place to call home, plus he’s got a cool new nickname, Four Finger Bob.! (yea the kids name was Bob) and since he was in the news and on TV down in Indiana, and lost a finger and got a cool nickname, he’s getting more ass than he’s ever gotten in his life!

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Metal icon and film director Rob Zombie is ready to take his freak show back on the road. After being announced as one of the headliners for this year’s Rock On The Range, Zombie will embark on a co-headlining tour with Megadeth in May. Fans in Grand Rapids will be happy to know that one of the dates includes the DeltaPlex Arena.

BLABBERMOUTH reports that the tour will kick off May 11 in Holmdel, NJ. The two metal titans will stop by the DeltaPlex on May 18, right before they head to Columbus, OH for ROTR. Tickets for the Grand Rapids date go on sale Friday, March 2, at 10am at the DeltaPlex box office and eTix.com. See the whole May itinerary below.

Rob Zombie will hit the road for the first time since last summer, when he co-headlined with Megadeth’s Big 4 brethren Anthrax for the “Hell On Earth” tour. Zombie has spent his time since then filming his latest movie, The Lords of Salem. The project is a collaboration with producers from the Paranormal Activity franchise and is currently in post-production.

Megadeth will continue to support their 13th studio album, TH1RT3EN, which was released back in November. Two songs from the record have been nominated for Grammy Awards, “Sudden Death” in 2010 and “Public Enemy No. 1″ in 2011. “Sudden Death” was first featured on the video game Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock.

Rob Zombie/Megadeth Spring Tour

May 11 – Holmdel, NJ @ PNC Bank Arts Center
May 12 – Scranton, PA @ Toyota Pavilion
May 16 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Stage AE
May 18 – Grand Rapids, MI @ The Deltaplex
May 20 – Columbus, OH @ Rock On The Range
May 22 – La Crosse, WI @ La Crosse Center
May 24 – Sioux City, IA @ Tyson Center
May 25 – Wichita, KS @ Hartman Arena
May 26 – Pryor, OK @ Rocklahoma

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Rock on the Range is going to be an amazing show this year, with great headlines like Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Incubus, Megadeth, and TONS more!

Ticket’s are now on sale at Ticketmaster outlets! Also keep it here at WGRD for your chance to win free tickets to the weekend!

Can’t wait for this s**t…

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We just finished a big week with not five, not six, but seven hott babes. This means we have our work cut out for us when voting for the newest Babe of the Week.

Will fitness model Prudence Moe beat out the competition, or will she fall behind one of the others? Also vying for the top spot are fashion model Dannielle van der Walt, Outlaw Biker cover model Crystal Marie, MMA Ring Girl Laura Moro, model/bartender Jordan Robyn, Maxim ‘Hometown Hottie’ Brittany Santos, and model/actress Bre Tiesi.

Choose wisely, gents. Who’s hott enough to move on to compete for Babe of the Month?

Prudence Moe

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Dannielle van der Walt

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Crystal Marie

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Laura Moro

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Jordan Robyn

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Brittany Santos

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Bre Tiesi

Karl Yamashita Photography

Here’s the deal: At the end of the week, each Babe of the Day will compete for your votes and the winner will become Babe of the Week. Each week’s winner will then face off to become Babe of the Month, and those winners will then duke it out for — you guessed it — the Babe of the Year title. Only those lucky ladies will be inducted into GuySpeed’s Hall of Fame, an honor reserved for the hottest of babes.

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Meet Nahp, a SuicideGirl who can’t live without fruit juice.

Name: Nahp

Age: 27

Location: Colombia

Occupation: Copywriter

Gets me hot: The right man.

Sign: Taurus

Cigarettes: Nope

My drug use: Drug free.

I’m looking for: Whoever comes along.

My idea of a good time: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

5 things I can’t live without: My music, iPhone, love, animals and fruit juice.

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